Why Terry Goodkind Is the Best Author for All Eternity

• Bilbo and Frodo Baggins had "adventures;" Richard and Kahlan led epic lives.
• The Seeker does not need a compass to guide him.
• Tava bread tastes better than lembas bread.
• Zeddicus Zul Zorander puts Gandalf to shame.
• Gratch could shred Aslan apart before so much as a growl escaped the lion's throat.
• Riding a feisty, independent, red dragon that threatens to eat you all the time is far more thrilling than riding a luck dragon.
• Polgara would never win a beauty contest; Shota would never lose one.
• Harry Potter needs a wand to cast spells; Richard needs only his instinct and anger.
• Who needs Yoda when you have the Wizard's Rules? (Yoda's advice is far less practical.)
• Voldemort is just a wizard gone bad; Emperor Jagang and the Imperial Order is truly evil incarnate.
• Oompa Loompas?  Really?
• The Yellow Brick Road is a boring and predetermined path.  The Sword of Truth series demonstrates a value of free will and choosing your own path--a far more exciting life to live.
• Sisters of the Dark could incinerate a wicked witch of any cardinal direction before the witch knew what was happening.
• The Force is not immune to being captured by a Mord-Sith.